When you find your sun is steady,
When your roof is new and ready,
When your 'lectric bill is giving you a lickin'...
The solar anthem that clucks back at high electric bills
Call for Solar Chicken!
When your sun is steady, your roof is ready, and your electric bill is giving you a lickin’ — Solar Chicken steps into the barnyard spotlight with the song, the crew, and the call.
The real anthem
Brad and Marie Bartz sing The Solar Chicken Song.
This is the heart of the site: the Solar Chicken Song sung by Brad and Marie Bartz. Marie was 8 years old. That makes the anthem more than a jingle — it is family, solar, humor, and a memory that belongs front and center.
The song explains the whole Solar Chicken world: sun, roof, electric bill, meter spinning backwards, super crew, fast installation, and the final call for Solar Chicken dot com.
Front and center
The Solar Chicken Song
This is the heart of SolarChicken.com. The full song stays at the top because the song is the brand: funny, memorable, and pointed straight at the customer who is tired of getting pecked by the power company.
there is someone waiting who will spin your meter backwards
just call for Solar Chicken
free money from the state can't over look it
Solar systems are ready so it's time to book it
he will bring a super crew
and mount the system for his boss
he will bring it fast and under budget
Fast and under budget
there is one thing you should learn
when there is no one else to turn to
call for Solar Chicken
call for Solar Chicken dot com
Lyrics are intentionally presented as oversized anthem panels so visitors see the joke, the hook, the crew, the promise, and the call-to-action immediately.
Comic strip energy
The barnyard becomes a solar sales floor.
Solar Chicken works because it turns solar into a character. The customer remembers the chicken, remembers the song, and remembers who to call when the bill starts biting.
Panel 1
The bill gives you a lickin’.
The villain is not complicated: expensive electricity, peak rates, and the feeling that the meter never stops spinning.
Panel 2
The roof is ready.
New roof, good sun, serious electric bill — that is Solar Chicken territory.
Panel 3
Spin your meter backwards.
Solar Chicken turns the pain of the bill into a song people can remember.
Panel 4
Do not overlook the money.
Incentives, savings, and timing all belong in the solar conversation.
Panel 5
Solar Chicken dot com.
A domain name that sounds like a jingle is already halfway to being remembered.
Episode feature
High Noon at High Voltage
Solar Chicken meets the EV Cowboy in a dusty showdown between old power habits and the new electric future. It is comic-strip theater with a practical message: solar, batteries, and EV charging belong in the same conversation.
- Solar panels make the power.
- Batteries hold the power.
- EV charging uses the power.
- Solar Chicken gets the crowd to remember it.
Solar cooking
Yes, Solar Chicken can also mean actual chicken.
SolarChicken.com has two engines: the mascot song and the cooking idea. Solar cooking is fun, visual, practical, and surprisingly persuasive because everybody understands food.
Solar ovens, solar thermal cooking, off-grid cooking, disaster cooking, food trucks, restaurants, and backyard experiments all belong in the Solar Chicken universe.
“there is someone waiting who will spin your meter backwards — just call for Solar Chicken”
The Solar Chicken Song
The serious solar message
The chicken is funny. The savings are not a joke.
Solar Chicken gets attention. ABC Solar does the real work: solar design, batteries, backup power, and practical systems for homes, restaurants, commercial properties, and off-grid cooking needs.
1
Electric bills
When the power bill starts pecking holes in the budget, solar becomes a serious conversation.
Fight the bill → 2Battery backup
Store solar power, protect critical loads, and keep important equipment running when the grid fails.
Add backup → 3Restaurants
Cooking, refrigeration, lighting, HVAC, and peak demand make restaurants a natural solar target.
Feed the business →Start here
What should visitors do next?
The homepage should push visitors toward the real song recording, then toward the full lyrics and practical solar pages. The mascot opens the door. ABC Solar closes the loop.
Hear Brad & Marie
Watch the Solar Chicken Song sung by Brad and Marie Bartz when Marie was 8 years old.
Watch video →Read the anthem
The Solar Chicken Song is the brand hook and deserves its own dedicated page.
Song page →Cook with sunlight
Solar ovens and solar thermal cooking make the chicken idea literal.
Cooking page →Call ABC Solar
Ready for solar, batteries, backup power, or a practical project review?
Contact →ABC Solar Incorporated
Solar Chicken is brought to you by ABC Solar.
ABC Solar Incorporated designs and installs solar power systems, battery backup systems, and practical solar solutions for homes and businesses.
California Contractor License CCL#914346.
Solar Chicken Hotline
Tell ABC Solar what is giving you a lickin’: electric bill, backup power, cooking, restaurant loads, or a roof ready for solar.
- Home solar
- Battery backup
- Solar cooking and demonstration ideas
- Restaurant and commercial solar
- Off-grid and disaster cooking concepts