When you find your sun is steady,
When your roof is new and ready,
When your 'lectric bill is giving you a lickin'...
The official Solar Chicken anthem
The Solar Chicken Song
This is the jingle, the comic-strip hook, and the whole reason SolarChicken.com works: a memorable solar anthem for anyone tired of getting pecked by the power company.
Full official lyrics
The song that sells the sun.
These lyrics should remain the most visible content on the site. The tune is playful, but the message is serious: the customer has sun, a ready roof, a painful electric bill, and a clear next move.
there is someone waiting who will spin your meter backwards
just call for Solar Chicken
free money from the state can't over look it
Solar systems are ready so it's time to book it
he will bring a super crew
and mount the system for his boss
he will bring it fast and under budget
Fast and under budget
there is one thing you should learn
when there is no one else to turn to
call for Solar Chicken
call for Solar Chicken dot com
The Solar Chicken Song works because it gives solar a memory device. A customer may forget kilowatt-hours, but they will remember: “call for Solar Chicken dot com.”
Why it belongs at the top
The song is not decoration. It is the brand.
Solar Chicken is funny on purpose. The electric bill is not funny. That contrast makes the message easy: if the bill is hurting, solar deserves a serious look.
The full song turns a practical solar sales message into a character, a chorus, a crew, and a repeatable phrase. That is why it should stay at the top of the website, above the technical pages.
- It gives visitors something to remember.
- It makes solar less intimidating.
- It connects the mascot, the domain, and ABC Solar.
- It turns “high electric bill” into a story.
- It makes the crew and installation promise part of the anthem.
Performance notes
How the song should feel.
Solar Chicken should feel like a barnyard commercial, a comic strip, and an old-school jingle all at once. Big, simple, loud, and impossible to forget.
Funny first
The chicken gets attention. The joke opens the door before the customer gets hit with solar math.
Bill pain second
The lyric about the electric bill “giving you a lickin’” is the real problem statement.
Solar action third
Once the song has attention, the next move is clear: call ABC Solar and review the property.
From song to comic
Every lyric can become a panel.
The song naturally breaks into comic scenes: the sunny roof, the painful bill, the waiting Solar Chicken, the meter spinning backwards, the super crew, the fast under-budget installation, and the final dot com callout.
That gives SolarChicken.com a repeatable content engine. The song becomes the homepage, the lyrics become panels, and the panels become episodes.
Next steps
After the song, send visitors into the solar universe.
The anthem is the hook. These pages turn the hook into solar cooking, home solar, battery backup, and ABC Solar contact action.
Lyrics
Keep the full words readable, shareable, and easy to quote.
Read lyrics →Comic Strip
Turn the anthem into visual panels and mascot episodes.
See comic →Solar Cooking
Make Solar Chicken literal with sunlight, ovens, and food.
Cook with sun →Call ABC Solar
When the bill is giving you a lickin’, this is the next move.
Contact →ABC Solar Incorporated
Solar Chicken is fun. ABC Solar is the contractor.
ABC Solar Incorporated designs and installs solar power systems, battery backup systems, and practical solar solutions for homes and businesses.
California Contractor License CCL#914346.
When should you call?
- Your electric bill is too high.
- Your roof is ready for solar.
- You want batteries or backup power.
- You own a restaurant, food operation, or commercial property.
- You want a solar cooking or demonstration concept.